Anonymous said: Do you think someone could convince him to make a mold of his schlongydongy so it can be used to make a shit ton of dildos? All sales could be turned towards charity or some super nice shit like that.
"You have to understand mom, I’m not buying 14 Tom Hiddleston dildos for myself, I’m buying them for charity. It’s for the children, mom. Think of the children.”
My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.
Binge watching Upstairs, Downstairs (Downton Abbey of the 70’s) and I’m more and more upset that I’ll never have an underhouse parlour maid called Daisy who marries my footman called Edward.